Promosing Management, Submitted by Sachin
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other and says to the waiter, "Want coffee."The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. After drinking the coffee down in one gulp,...
Santa the thief..., Submitted by Sachin
Santa chori karne ke liye gaya aur vaha jaise hi tijori ka lock todne laga to usne dekha ki tijori par kuch likha hai.....

“TIJORI KO TODNE KI JARURAT NAHI, 452 No. LAGAO AUR SAMNE WALA LAAL BUTTON DABAO, TIJORI KHUL JAYEGI”

Jaise hi button dabaya alarm baja aur police aayi. ...
If Farah Khan made Taare Zameen Par, Submitted by Sudipta Sengupta
Obvious starcast:
SRK as the teacher
In the original TZP, Aamir makes an entry at the interval point. In Farah’s version, SRK would be on screen on for 2.30 hrs out of the 2.45 hrs and would be introduced in the first scene itself.
The story would be changed to make...
Silent meeting, Submitted by Sudipta Sengupta
Today morning I just came across a gathering of 100 women sitting on the footpath for a day long silent protest against Global warming....
Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA., Submitted by Dinesh Poojary
Lalu Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.

A few days later he got this reply:

Dear Mr. Lalu Prasad, ...
This time sure, Submitted by Manven
Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor?

Doctor : One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out
of ten people die of the disease you have.
...
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